All I'd need to do is mention his name, David Beckham, and already I can hear the growing swoon of men and women alike. Listen a little longer, and you'll probably hear the thud of a few bodies fainting away. I'm not surprised that he was voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive (2008). I mean, I don't particularely fancy soccer guys, but I gotta admit, at the right angles, he is quite the hot, fit, captivating, dreamy stud. Hormones aside, let's move on.

In recent news, David Beckham has taken on yet another endorsement deal, becoming the posterboy for the new Motorola Aura cellphone! Selling tactic: Terminator-style technology and oiled up abs. The Aura's advertisements aren't as spicy as the Emporio Armani undie promos, but I'm not complaining.

Victoria Beckham, mother of his 3 gorgeous kids, is rumoured to only hire less-than good looking domestic help to work in the Beckham abode. I suppose if I wished to keep such gorgeous high-profile arm candy, I'd be beating the beautiful people away too. Less to worry about!

Here's the making-of for the TV ad.
Mind the accent and cue the drooling.

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