Okay here's something nobody realizes... Simon Cowell has a pasty fetish. I don't think he even realizes it. While his Brit accent may have most believing that he likes to be spanked... it's is not so.

Further his fetish has him wearing his pasties under every shirt. He doesn't need a special wardrobe, because under those boring black tops are his sparkly pasties. And he reminds himself of them from time to time, just watch:

First off, I am by no means a fan, but I have a lot of respect for this woman. She's best known as the American "Queen of Pop", but notably also an actress, dancer, and business woman. She's survived the decades and successfully reinvented herself several times throughout her career. She's made our jaws drop with her sexual and religious symbolism --not to mention her "Sex" book. She's talented, intelligent, and quite possibly the sexiest 50-year old I've ever seen. Her net worth in '03 was a whopping $720 million.

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I normally wouldn't be promoting a site like this one but I couldn't help it. Take a look and see what I mean! I bet your can't read just one.

http://www.fmylife.com/

F*** my life. It's full of stories describing a feeling that we can all relate to at some point in life. Y'know, that pathetic "Why ME!" one you get after life pulls the chair out from under you. I know some of 'em are probably made up, but the majority are legit enough pick some degree of an "ouch" from you.

Last night, I had the pleasure of attending “One Woman Show”, which is technically a one man show. Confused yet? I certainly was, and it was this curiosity that convinced me to accept the invitation from one of the shows creators, Daniel Shehori.