Do you despise slushing through the miserable grey snow in the Canadian horror we call winter? Do you wish you could feel light as a feather and as chic as a French model during Mode à Paris?
Well, you are in luck. I’ve mastered the walk of the winter goddess and have decided to share my secret. It is called the high-heeled winter boot.
For many, it seems insane, maybe even stupid, to wear high-heels in the winter. This is an unwise assumption. The proper high-heeled boot is the smartest and safest way to rock the pedestrian look, not to mention you can manage a confident and sexy swivel while you traverse the terrors of Canadian terrain.
Every year I go on a shopping bonanza for the perfect winter boot. But, I don’t buy just any boot! First and foremost, the boot must have a thick heel. I don’t want to see any women with skinny eight-inch-heels. They will snap on the ice in -30 degree weather. You will die. A sturdy thick heel doesn’t just look sleek, but it also lifts the buttocks, makes your legs look awesome, and maintains your personal safety.
The boots must also be constructed of thick materials such as pleather (a cheaper and more animal friendly alternative to leather). You must also ensure the fabric is waterproof. I also recommend getting insoles to further protect your feet from the cold concrete. Insoles are usually sold at most shoe stores. One of the best arguments I can make for wearing heels in the winter is that the foot remains mostly elevated from the ground. This creates less contact with the snowy cold surface, therefore your feet stays warmer and the women in them stays much happier.
The other reason I love to wear high-heeled boots in the winter is because I can get a grip on the icy surface while I walk. Contrary to popular belief, the heel can actually stabilize the boot on a slippery surface because it hooks into the ice. Taking a tip from the majestic goat of the mountains, a hooked heel helps to be more grounded and stable, rather than slipping while wearing a flat toed shoe and ending up face first in a snow bank.
Finally, the boots look great. Especially if you purchase the protective spray that guards the boots from the winter salts that seem to be hell-bent on destroying nice footwear. Being able to strut down the street during a blizzard helps morale and warms the heart. During the tough winter months, this is a necessity. Happy winter perusing comrades — stay sexy and toasty.